News: KISS X Volcom Collaboration

Hands up: who among us hasn’t at some point raided the make up cupboard and rocked out in full KISS regalia, tongue stretching out to God knows where, air guitar ablaze under your masterful fingertips? Oh ho, I see your sheepish grins, friends. There is no shame here; we are the most kindred of spirits.

But let’s face it, it’s a bugger to wake up in the morning: hungover; TV knocked off the wall after the power of the RAWK overcame you and you went a bit too far and attempted to chuck it out the window (before, that is, you realised just how heavy those things are); and, most taxing of all, a face so stained with paint that it’s going to take a heavy dose of white spirit and all your baby wipes to get it off. It can be a veritable nightmare and, while we’re all for suffering for our art, turns out tellies are actually really pricey too and our insurance premium just sky rocketed.

Now, now, we’re not suggesting that an end is put to your living room rock outs ? that would be pure crazy talk. Luckily, help is at hand. In possibly the most exciting news we’ve ever heard, like, ever, KISS have teamed up with Volcom to create a limited number of KISS related Volcom merchandise. That’s right people, Volcom’s trademark, full-zip hoodies now replete with the iconic images of the mighty band member emblazoned on them.

Which means that now you can pull on and zip up (no messy face paints required) and rock out. Granted, this isn’t going to help with you not destroying your entire house, but we think that the fact that you may not be able to see as well with your face all zipped in and what not might help limit your path of destruction too. Alternately, it’s only going to exacerbate matters. You’re kind of on your own there.

Click here to get your own.