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Idiot Feature: Kimmy K’s Selfish Book

Wednesday 28 January 2015

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Words Ailis Mara

So this week I found out that good ol’ Kimmy K is releasing a book. What kind of book? I hear you ask. Well my dear people, it’s a very important book, it’s full of key things that you’ve been missing in your life, who would have thought Kim Kardashian could be so inspirational? 

Of course all of what I just typed is a big fat pants on fire lie. It’s a book containing Kim’s selfies. Yes you heard that correctly. Do you want to know the best bit? The title. The title is the best bit. You can buy ‘Selfish’ come May and I bet you’re just dying to… The pretty accurately named book is available on pre-order and I feel sorry for mankind as I can predict it’s going to sell hundreds of thousands of copies. People going crazy over these “never seen before images”. I’m already getting my judging face on and practicing my wagging finger.

Now don’t get me wrong, that family has done well for themselves considering their fame spiraled from a norti vid of Kim doing the dirty. I mean, I wouldn’t say no to jetting off around the world and what not. But a book containing just pictures of yourself? Come on now, that is stepping from thinking highly of yourself to thinking that you poop glitter and the world revolves around that glittery poop.

Now where I thought the line was crossed just that little bit too much was when Kim claimed to have started the “selfie movement”, that she took selfies before a selfie was called a selfie. (Is the word selfie starting to annoy anyone else?) She is now the ‘inventor of the selfie’ alongside the other long lists of talents and jobs she has.

I wonder if she’ll include that selfie where she’s cropped her own daughter out of the picture…