The speed at which Jeremy Clarkson’s head has been expertly photoshopped onto Zayn’s body in various circumstances is nearly equivalent to the speed of light. This new band formation is almost as right as it is wrong. And when we say right, we mean completely ridiculous which only leads to further greatness. Is it terrible that we have a secret hope of these rumours being true? We’re voting for Top Direction over One Gear by the way.
We can imagine it now, the 54 year old singer prancing on stage whilst wholeheartedly dedicated fans throw Zayn Malik memorabilia at him. Come on, give him a break, he might be good at making hearts melt over spaghetti (see reference to the band’s ‘Night Changes‘ video – promise we’re not a megafan).
And this video is just the cherry on the Top Direction cake. We suggest you play it multiple times for heightened enjoyment and satisfaction. You look like you already know the lyrics Jeremy…