You Can Now Buy Porn Star Flavoured Whiskey, Apparently

  • Words: Spindle Team

Are you a strange, wealthy man with a taste for the finer things in life (porn, booze etc)? Then Whiskey X has you covered, bro.

The Dutch company employ a technique they’ve labeled “body blending”, an ambiguously off-putting term which suggests a porn star bathes in your Whiskey before it’s bottled up and delivered to your door.

The company describes their “premium” product thusly:

 

“It’s not just a whisky, it’s body blended By-X. Taste and enjoy, because it is a pleasure to discover your passion for our whisky. Rich taste, high quality of whisky with a unique way of blending. Our whisky is body blended by the most beautiful women. Not only will the quality of our whisky make your heart beat faster, the thought of the same whisky touching the body of the woman of your dreams will leave you speechless”

 

There’s a promo video in the play below, it’s not quite NSFW but it’s probably the weirdest thing you’ll see today